Today Topper is Good Boy!

Topper here cuz Zsa Zsa in biiiiiig trouble.

Da Mama say, "Bad girl, say mean things about Polly. No computer for you, Zsa Zsa."

So Topper here. Good dog, Topper. Topper is a good boy.

Topper show you pictures. Pretty pictures da Mama came home with. Da Mama show Topper pretty pictures because today Topper is not Bad Boy Topper.

Look at the pretty picture Da Mama show Topper.



See?

Topper doesn't know what it is a pretty picture of, but Da Mama say, "Awwwww." And Daddy say, "Awwww."

Da Mama's puppies say, "Ewwwwwww. What the hell is that?" and Da Mama get mad and yell at the puppies. She says the puppies are saying bad things just like Zsa Zsa.

But Da Mama still not mad at Topper because today Topper is Good Boy Topper.

Then Da Mama show me this pretty picture.



I still don't know what it is, but it sure is big!

So Topper see all the pretty pictures and the Topper watch Mr. Tsssst* with Da Mama on the bed cuz Topper Good Dog.

Zsa Zsa and Da Mama not speaking. So Topper is Da Mama's special dog.

So Zsa Zsa called Topper a bad thing, but I won't tell what it was cuz the Topper is not a tattletale. The Topper has no tail at all!

*The Dog Whisperer