Linguini Canines Tonight

Crack canine correspondent Salt here, with the latest gossip about the Linguini doggie world.

Bling, Bling

Da Mama showed up with some pretty fancy bling, bling courtesy of a certain diva's ex-person. Who's the Aussie though? If you ask Her Royal Highness, she'll claim it can be the Zsa Zsa and no other.

"Look at the noble bearing, the focused, intelligent expression, Dah-ling. It could be no other than moi!" she said recently while chewing on my neck recreating at a local spa.

Da Mama refused to comment on whether the dog in question was indeed Her Snootiness or Topper Get Down, speaking of whom...

Lookie, Lookie

Ever wonder why a certain "purebred" never saw the inside of a show ring and was immediately whisked away to a "posh spa" shortly after his arrival to the Linguini scene?

Well, get a load of what the paparazzi caught going by this week.



Ain't no amount of bait-throwing going to make those ears perk up. He gets his ear wax cleaned out every time it rains. He could fly to Argentina with those wings!





Meanwhile...






The infestation continues.


That's all from the Linguini canine front. Until next time, keep yer paws on the ground and your tail out of the door!