The Zsas on Vacation

Hello, Dah-lings, from this lovely little island where all their lives they have been waiting for visit from The Zsa Zsa!

Many of the islanders have heard only legends and myths of The Zsa Zsa and never thought that they would actually get to be the in presence of The Zsa Zsa.

Nowhere can The Zsa Zsa go that they don’t want to touch and worship The Zsa Zsa and give The Zsa Zsa offerings of gelato and fish.

But every now and then The Zsa Zsa must get away for some alone time. The Zsa Zsa needs to work on her tan and play in the waves.

The Zsa Zsa was certainly alone, since that embarrassment to Aussie-dom, Topper, was afraid of the sand and wouldn’t come out of the Zsa Zsa-mobile once he’d experienced the beach once.

He’s afraid of clams too.

More for The Zsa Zsa!

And so, as the sun sinks over the … uh … over there, we say good night to The Zsa Zsa. It’s such hard work being an icon.