Topper in hell

Uhhhhhhh….

Topper no like the beach. Bad sand. Bad waves. Topper afraid of bad waves. Topper stay in car. Topper Stay! Topper good dog Topper!

AND THE DUCKS! The evil ducks of doom! Topper scared of the evil ducks of doom!

DUCKS EVERYWHERE! QUACKING AND QUACKING! UNDER THE HOUSE! BAD DUCKS! EVIL DUCKS!

Topper run away from the evil ducks of doom!

But there are clams too! Horrible smelly clams, leaving their houses everywhere. Their house spin around. Horrible, spinning smelly clam houses.

Topper want to go home. Home to Salt and ‘Pode. Home to nice Topper bed.

Topper feel bad. Poor puppy Topper feel bad.

Topper hate the beach.

The Zsas on Vacation

Hello, Dah-lings, from this lovely little island where all their lives they have been waiting for visit from The Zsa Zsa!

Many of the islanders have heard only legends and myths of The Zsa Zsa and never thought that they would actually get to be the in presence of The Zsa Zsa.

Nowhere can The Zsa Zsa go that they don’t want to touch and worship The Zsa Zsa and give The Zsa Zsa offerings of gelato and fish.

But every now and then The Zsa Zsa must get away for some alone time. The Zsa Zsa needs to work on her tan and play in the waves.

The Zsa Zsa was certainly alone, since that embarrassment to Aussie-dom, Topper, was afraid of the sand and wouldn’t come out of the Zsa Zsa-mobile once he’d experienced the beach once.

He’s afraid of clams too.

More for The Zsa Zsa!

And so, as the sun sinks over the … uh … over there, we say good night to The Zsa Zsa. It’s such hard work being an icon.