To my dear, dear friend, Polly,
How are you, Dah-ling! It's been so long since we've been in touch. Long, long before The Bedford qualified in herding, which was this weekend.
Last I heard part of your brood has to leave the country...I'm so sorry, Dah-ling! Now, now, these things happen and let's not allow these pesky little
I believe one should communicate with all strata of society, whether they are mothers to offspring forced out of the country or, say, a close female relative to high born paragons who qualified in herding. So do write and let me know how your spawn are faring. I'm sure most of them will be permitted to stay here.
Oh, did I mention that The Bedford qualified in herding this weekend? He came in first. We're related, you know.
Licks and Kisses,
The Zsa Zsa
posted by I Guard @ 8:24 AM
4 Comments:
At 6:23 AM,
MammaK said…
Hello Zsa Zsa,
You see my dear, my children are in such demand they are wanted all over the world!!! They do not have to leave the country as you are suggesting.
I am very happy for Bedford. He is such a dear boy. One of my best friends actually. You would never know that you are his mother. I guess he gets his herding talent from his father. The great Nate! :-)))
At 12:17 PM,
sisiggy said…
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At 12:21 PM,
Ms. Zsa Zsa said…
Well, don't get your tiara in a twist, Dah-ling! Oh, wait. Only The Zsa Zsa has a tiara!
Nate? Nate? That...that...dog
...That...that...two-timer. That...that...
Never heard of him. Nate who?
At 4:22 AM,
MammaK said…
Now now my dear Zsa Zsa what ever are you getting so upset about? Nate is my Great Grandfather. Surely you don't think you were the first now do you? But don't worry my dear I'm sure he loves you best
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