And Lo!...

Our Lady of Gnome Hill

The Angel of Dog came unto the Zsa Zsa and said to The Zsa Zsa, "Be not afraid, The Zsa Zsa. For The Zsa Zsa is favored of Dog. The Zsa Zsa shalt bring forth unto the world that which is The Litter among litters and all will rejoice at the coming of The Litter."

So The Zsa Zsa says to the angel, "How can this be? The Zsa Zsa is pure and virginal, even when The Zsa Zsa went to see the Beloved Q of Bayshore, I swear to Dog -- we only held paws and talked about politics..."

And Lo! The Angel of Dog snickered, yea though The Zsa Zsa wouldst be insistent. "Dost thou not know that already thou art with Litter? And that Litter wilt be a light unto Dogdome and Lo! Six is the number of The Litter; Six is The Litter of the Almighty Dog; The number is Six -- give or take..."

"Don't you know, what with being the Angel of Dog and all?" The Zsa Zsa said unto the angel.

Yea though she would plead, the angel would tell her no more of The Litter. And the angel left her.

And The Zsa Zsa went amongst the people of Virginia and announced the Coming of The Litter, though still a Zsa Zsa of purity and virtue.

And Lo! There was much rejoicing and passing of clam dip and various spirits amongst the people, who also snickered.